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Fatpig

Fatpig; clan retard, clan bitch, Wipe for DPS Lord, previously farm pig. Fatpig's career started as he was cast as the protagonist in the Disney movie Ratatouille. He was promptly fired from the Movie after carving a Warlock symbol into the side of his head. A change that the casting director disagreed with is why the Movie had to be ported to CGI. A founding member of RBS and ISIS, he began his Destiny 2 journey as an absolute farm pig, padding the stats of every player he encountered. Fun fact about Fatpig: he is the adopted son of the Clans most beloved member, and the number 33 in his name denotes his IQ.

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Pika

"Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better"

-- The Beatles

Pika: Ex clan member of the month, Closet Jew, and perpetrator of extensive War Crimes. Pika began his gaming career with one goal in mind: To constantly stress test his CPU. He achieves this goal by simultaneously running multiple games created by Paradox Studios (none of which he obtained legally, but hey, the glove didn't fit). As a member of distinguished Jewish society, Pika is never in the red, always in the green. He accomplishes this by leveraging the free labor from his many legions of slaves. It is worth noting that Pika could have any girl he wants but chooses not to. Many experts have speculated as to why this may be. The prevailing theory is that he is too romantically involved with his collection of two million profile pictures he regularly brandishes.

Goot

Goot is a founding member of RBS. He took to gaming after he was exiled from India on account of him being the least successful scammer to hail from the village Dudurpadurp. Upon coming to America he quickly found himself charged with multiple cases of sexual misconduct to levels that would impress Harvey Weinstein. The culmination of these charges which were unanimously deemed guilty… cough cough brown, landed Goot a 10 years sentence in ADX Supermax Prison.

During his stay in Prison, the Warden quickly took notice of Goot’s aptitude for technology. Warden Himmler sensed an opportunity here; To utilize Goot’s tech skills to aid in setting up the Prison’s Internet Access. Goot leveraged this opportunity to ask a simple favor… a Gaming Rig to relive his childhood past time of Online Gaming. After much negotiation and deliberation, Warden Himmler agreed to grant Goot a prebuilt gaming PC and playing privileges until lights out, known as Pickle hours between ADX inmates (a phrase stemming from the nightly ritual of prison anal sex). Goot was granted early parole 5 years into his 10-year sentence. The repeated nightly Pickle hours eventually ruptured his already prolapsed anus. It got to the point where Goot was a silent farting vacuum with a monopoly on the Prisons limited medical equipment.

This marked a new chapter in the life of Goot, a redemption ark if you will. With the title of Excon and cowboy stride perpetually tied to him, Goot found it virtually impossible to find employment. Eventually, our protagonist caught a break. Brony, a fellow clanmate presented Goot with an opportunity; an entry-level Software Job. Goot completely fumbled the ball by forgetting to check his code into version control, thus, not being able to demonstrate any technical abilities. However, our hero’s journey does not end. Goot currently works 3 call center jobs which affords him a few luxuries, one of these luxuries being a mop closet-sided apartment adjacent to a commercial runway. When Goot games with the Clan with his prebuilt PC he continues to brandish you can perpetually hear the loud vibrating hum of plane jet turbines as they take off.

Kekly

On a dark and stormy night we begin our telltale of dreed and horror in an American Latinx household. After a glutinous and rancid feast of fridge whoppers the main beaner in question, Kekly, decided to let his poor precious feline friend into the horrors of our disgustingly evil world. So bloated from the meal he had no recollection of letting his cat out so he partook in a deep slumber. He went about his life for days whilst his companion wrestled with the elements. Eventually Greyson the Cat returned home once more to the lovely abode. Kekly's Mother was enraged, "oh how could be precious Latinx son do something so foul", she exclaimed. Kekly was thrown out of the home and cast into the same horribly world Grayson once wrestled with. Now Kekly is a cam girl wearing the fruitiest of dresses and streaming himself getting railed in 7-Eleven bathrooms.

Kekly hasn't always been this way. Kekly used to partake in Clan Raids where 50% of his in-game time was spent in his menu. Kekly's favorite past time is suck the dick of Mc Donald's very own Grimace. In classic Beaner fashion you can intermittently hear Kekly's Mama in through Discord, effectively puncturing the eardrums of everyone present. Kekly likes to fill out his hollow days by watching Family Guy Moments and consuming large quantities of Power Hentai.

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