Introduction

The Beginning

6 Brave Guardians went to face Atheon but covered in crusty cum (Sanctified Mind), Brony the Immovable, Fatpig the Silent, Pika the Great, Greg Pizzas Salvation, Keklypuzz the Retarded, and Goot. A boss who had Goot, Pika, Fatpig, and Brony on the ropes for two weeks had recently dragged Keklypuzz a green thumb to D2 after playing it on launch for a month then dropping it. In the middle of the heated Combat, Greg ran to do as his title implies, save a pizza from burning, and when his fireteam needed him most, he disappeared, never to be seen or heard again. With the odds stacked against them, they decided to give it another try with one Brick the Sanctified Slayer. Finally, they succeeded with Brick cracking it open and drinking the vex milk within, inadvertently cursing Keklypuzz never obtain the raid helm. In the end, all but Brick agreed that a Clan would be a great idea, but Brick was already devoted to his cause of dragging his balls all over the Sanctified Minds face. The new clan and Brick went their separate ways, never raiding with him again but feeling safe knowing that he would be carrying weak ass guardians on his back through the encounter.